“A Christmas Horror Story” is to be commended for not only it’s delightfully daffy ad campaign, sporting old Saint Nick actually doing combat with Krampus, but also being ambitious enough to deliver not one but four tales of terror that actually intertwine rather than be separate entities. Each story is distinct, and none stand out as being weak. Unfortunately, they don’t really have anything about him punishing children in this movie. Let it be known that this movie is where I started drinking. Merry Christmas! Why does Amazon have these? This might take the cake. If these movies aren’t going to try, then why should I? As is, it served its purpose. } catch(e) {}, OMG Originally, the plan was to watch them one a night in a silly, Dread Central version of The Twelve Days of Christmas. _g1 = document.getElementById('g1-logo-mobile-inverted-source'); | I mean, I wouldn’t watch it ritualistically like some people do Gremlins or Die Hard, but I’d be happy to whip it out for a group of friends that hadn’t seen it yet. A solid horror flick suitable for teenagers and still satisfying for adults, the great cast and terrifying puppets make Krampus a superlative mix of giggles and spooks. Mood/Mental State: Pleasantly Surprised Wow, that was actually kind of great. Originally titled 12 Deaths of Christmas, the renaming is a blatant attempt to cash in on the “popularity” of Krampus. Wolfgang Glück R.A. Mihailoff, When that failed to turn up the necessary twelve results, I resorted to hopping between various streaming services and just typing in “Krampus.” Amazon Prime turned out to be the winner here, with the widest assortment of Krampus videos. Stars: If you’re having a bad movie marathon, it’ll be too good to laugh at. Mother Krampus puts a fresh spin on the Krampus myth by A) making it a woman, and B) having it have nothing to do with Krampus. Elfriede Irrall, By the end, it was not good. 0/5, Quality of Krampus: It’s a guy in a werewolf mask from Party City. And I’ve watched some real shit in my tenure at Dread Central. Some time where I didn’t experience it so pre-pissed off. The Krampus costumes at Krampuslaufs are aesthetically varied—they may be reminiscent of devils, bats, goats, abominable snowmen, or something out of a Guillermo del Toro movie. In Alpine Austria and southern Bavaria, this wintertime good-cop/bad-cop routine often exhibits aspects scary enough to put the fear of the devil into adults, not to mention young children. So this year, I decided the best way to celebrate the holidays was to give each of these Krampus films a shot. try { He is hairy, usually brown or black, and has the cloven hooves and horns of a goat. Is this what it takes to kill me? William Shatner, First was Santa, who turns out is kind of a dick. From there, it isn’t hard to see how Krampus, already associated with the winter festivities, might then have been incorporated into Christian Christmas traditions and the legend of Saint Nicholas. Mood/Mental State: Too Hurt to Love Again I really wish I had watched this movie some other time. You know, when I said my favorite part of Krampus: The Christmas Devil was the asshole Santa, that didn’t mean I wanted him to go full psychopath. Hell, I’ve sat through and reviewed way, way worse. Wow, now this one is going to take a bit of explaining. The terrible video quality. 2.5/5, Quality as Krampus Movie: I want to disqualify it, but seeing as how Krampus is right in the title I can’t. George Buza, Kevin Tye, 16 Quality of Krampus: If this were a rating of all the various monsters and meanies in the film, it would easily be a 6/5. Mood/Mental State: Krampus Night KRAMPUS NIGHT! | 2.5/5, Quality of Krampus: It looks like the imp from Doom. The way he slithers through snow like a Tremors Graboid with a mission makes snowbanks menacing in a way never before imagined. | If this was just some kid, his first blunders are being immortalized more than many of us could ever dream.0/5, Quality as Krampus Film: And yet, it still isn’t the worst thing I watched tonight. More good Krampus movies m. I've seen Krampus and A Christmas Horror Story and enjoyed them both. Not that things don’t happen, but the conclusion and ultimate twist just has little to do with the rest of the movie. Darin Foltz, Not Rated De Krampus is een beestachtige demon uit de folklore van de Alpen-regio's.Het woord komt van het Oudhoogduitse woord voor klauw: Krampen. 2/5, Quality as Krampus Film: Even as the blandest of films, this still puts it close to the top of shitty Krampus knockoffs. Mood/Mental State: Dead I have now watched over 12 actual hours of Krampus films. It feels like a 12 year old made it, with the humor to boot. _g1 = document.getElementById('g1-logo-inverted-img'); So without further ado, I present you, Naughty to Nice: The Twelve Films of Krampus! But this is just about Big Papa Punishment himself. He A) punishes naughty children, B) right before christmas time, C) with sticks and stuff, D) by taking them away in a sack, and E) while looking like a goat person. Short, Adventure, Family, According to legend, on Christmas Eve Santa Claus travels with a creature known as Krampus. Make sure to write your suggestions in the comments below. Sure, it’s a terrible film, but it does do some interesting stuff. It wasn’t good enough to want to love, and wasn’t shit enough to make me hate it. Quality as Krampus Film: Disqualified You might argue with me on this one, but never in the movie do they even mention that the horned monster trapped in ice is Krampus. | I fear for the worst. Krampus Night is a three minute music video by Super Klaus Santa, and mostly involves him repeatedly chanting, “ KRAAAAAAAAAAMPUS NIGHT” like a guy in a high school rock band competition. Is it Krampus: The Christmas Devil that finally ends me? Also, he talks this time around, though only in a comical whisper repeating back what Santa said to him. Spencer Jay, See titles to watch instantly, titles you haven't rated, etc, Brother In Law Sister In Law Relationship. Allison Tolman, Votes: If anything, it was vastly underused. 4/5, Quality as Krampus Film: Holy shit is this a cut above the rest of the pack. December 3, 2018, 10:00 am. There were a couple gems in there, but overall I feel like my standards just sunk straight into the bottom of a roadside snowbank. | I always worry that I’m going to rewatch a movie and sink into a pit of despair as I realize there was so many layers of crap I inexplicably missed, but in this case I might have been too hard in my initial review. The reason for this large discrepancy of behavior is simple; the authors of the movies knew very little else about the actual Krampus themselves. Therefore, each movie will be reviewed as such: Quality of Film: Despite everything else going on in my brain, how watchable is this film? It’s got some good creepy stuff in it, even though it never downright scared me. But hey, ‘tis the season for tradition. When Santa starts screaming in a kid’s faces, calling him, “little motherfucker” while watching Krampus beat him to death with a stick, it becomes too much. A look at how much live-action Krampus has changed throughout time. Lisa Jay The only complaint I have is that we didn’t quite get to see him enough. Quality of Film: Holy hot garbage. All that is left is my limp, near lifeless body as I type the last few thoughts as I slip into unconsciousness. You’ll notice the conspicuous lack of a release date up in the corner there. It gives each story time to develop without feeling rushed. Nowhere near the worst of any movie on this list, but not at all believable. He’s similar to the xenomorph of Alien fame, possessing an expanding arsenal of unexpected yet believable powers. Melantha Blackthorne, It’s most generously described as serviceable. 2.5/5. The characters draw you in, and the threat doesn’t feel stupid. 30 min In the film, a dysfunctional family squabbling causes a young boy to lose his festive spirit. It’s a great film that I’d easily recommend to anyone looking for something a little different. Take my experience, and check out Night of the Krampus. 2.5/5, Quality of Krampus: They change the costume up from the first movie, with a more demonic looking Krampus. I assembled my list of twelve, set the dates, and promptly forgot about it until three nights ago. With Adam Scott, Toni Collette, David Koechner, Allison Tolman. Really, it’s true. A boy who has a bad Christmas accidentally summons a festive demon to his family home. Good ol’ predictably bland and shitty knockoff. The booze is gone. Quality of Film: You remember that random psychopath subplot of Krampus: The Christmas Devil? There’s also nothing to really set this apart as a “Krampus” and not just a wendigo. Hopefully there are a few other surprises in the mix. I know there are several other Krampus films - are any of them worth a watch? LOL, by Chariklia Baxevanos, Quality of Film: This is a really solid movie to watch around the holidays. His long, pointed tongue lolls out, and he has fangs. You can really just leave it in the box and only take it out for embarrassing family videos, even more embarrassing wedding documentaries, and far more embarrassing homemade sex tapes. It’s 30% Krampus and Santa torturing kids, 70% biker gang revenge story. There is nothing that says to me, “Krampus,” rather than just, “generic demon.” He scores some points for punishing the wicked, but he does it by turning them into novelty burning skeletons. This movie was great two years ago, and is great now. I just felt bad the whole time. At that point, you know what you’re doing to people. Michael Dougherty He has a dark magenta or crimson re… | Even if he just popped in for a few seconds to wave and wiggle his tight little goat bum, it would still make this way better than most films on the list. Claus Biederstaedt, 7 min } Which is unfortunate, because I could not figure out what this movie is. Just a jacked Krampus swinging a chain like a beast. 0/5. At first I was excited for this movie, now i wanna ***** shove a Christmas tree up KRAMPUS'S KRAMPUSSY! var _g1; These old German tales are kind of all over the place. Mood/Mental State: Guardedly Optimistic Honestly, that wasn’t really so bad. Doin… It could just as likely be the devil. Is this some kind of talk show? Take a ****: my *** screams "KRAMPUS!" Enter your account data and we will send you a link to reset your password. Watched this with a few friends, and they loved it. Stars: The replacement booze is gone. Krampus appears as a monstrous, horned creature with cloven hooves and hook chains bearing baubles with his name on each of them. if ( localStorage.getItem(skinItemId ) ) { Read a news article: KRAMPUS! A little more goofy Krampus melty-murders would have been preferable to the pointless investigative drama. I can actually see Krampus’s stupid goat boots when he’s stomping on a guy. Practical effects instead of CGI monsters, more blood, some character banter, and a more focused plot. But that's just a myth. I tend to avoid this world of imitation cash grabs designed almost exclusively to confuse drunk people and the elderly. And if you want to watch Santa force a man to have sex with his daughter in an Eyes Wide Shut fever dream, then check out Krampus 2: The Devil Returns, you sick fuck. In the movies, there is seemingly no agreement about who or what the Krampus actually is, past the common details that the creature is horned, hairy, and somehow associated with Christmas. A scary bedtime story on Christmas Eve leads to the worst night ever. Krampus, the new Christmas horror movie, ... From there, Krampus lays out a pretty good human conflict for a Christmas movie — this family is at each other's throats. Hugo Lindinger, What time did I start? Man, I’m glad this movie holds up as much as I remember it. It’s got some great twists—especially in the Santa sequence—and each story is its own fun little trip. I can’t wrap my head around this one. There’s a decent twist, and the main characters actually look and act like real people. Khristian Fulmer, 3.5/5. But why? Plus it managed to get the song stuck in my head. As far as I can tell this motionless face forward style was just how they decided to shoot their film. Much of Europe has a venerable Christmas or December tradition that pairs the good bishop-like St. Nicholas with a demonic, nasty character known as Krampus (and various other regional names). All the Little Women: The (Mostly) Definitive List of Little Women Adaptations . It’s significantly better than the knockoffs, but doesn’t rise to the level of the actually good movies. Mood/Mental State: Uncomfortably Confused Okay, what the shit did I just watch. Instant Watch Options; Genres; Movies or TV; IMDb Rating; In Theaters; On TV; What sets A Christmas Horror Story apart from other anthology films (aside from being good) is that all four stories play out simultaneously. _g1.setAttribute('src', _g1.getAttribute('data-src') ); 2/5. 98 min 2.5/5, Quality of Krampus: This is where the film flounders the most. It starts off a little rough, with some real bad visual editing and shoddy video quality. What do magic mushrooms, Arctic Shamans, and the pagan god Odin have to do with Santa Claus? Zoé De Grand Maison, 90 min You’ve seen him in movies, TV shows, but most of America has Krampus all wrong. Steven Hoban, It’s really a toss-up between this and Krampus: The Reckoning for top dog among Krampus films I’d never be caught dead watching again. I can confirm it is chantable while drunk. It wasn’t exactly crack detective work, as it’s the same director and production company for both movies. Okay… what the hell is going on. But this still sits firmly on the side of good. Adam Scott, To help you choose the one to watch next, here is Every Krampus Movie, Ranked. Definitely top two. | Quality of Film: I actually have an existing review of Krampus on Dread Central. Stars: Stars: Mood/Mental State: Cynically Content Good, back to what I was expecting. Brendon Cooke, 80 min Weird sex laser aside, the Krampus itself is definitely a Krampus. Toni Collette, The windows movie maker effects. Directed by Michael Dougherty. So how much did I like this particular movie’s incarnation of Bizzaro Kris Kringle?Mood/Mental State: I took the opportunity to write down how I was feeling after each film. This was the surprise hit of the night. There are already complaints that Krampus is becoming too commercialized and losing his edge because of his newfound popularity. It’s actually about a totally different German Christmas myth, Frau Perchta, who likewise steals children around Christmas time. This is an above average short film even with the obvious lack of funds. I want to tell the amateur videographers of the world something very, very important right now. The visual and audio design of Krampus are spot on. 1.5/5, Quality of Krampus: I can’t believe I’m doing this, but the Krampus in Krampus: The Christmas Devil is probably the best of the knockoffs. Quality of Movie: Actually not that bad. Many of these postcards depicted Krampus going after children with his sticks, leading them away in chains, or carrying them off in his bag. You might also get some kicks out of Mother Krampus if desperately starved for new horror. It seems like they actually learned from what people didn’t like about the first film. $42.59M, Not Rated Cut to two dudes sitting on a couch smoking a novelty blunt. Chestnuts and open fires, Jack Frost and noses, mistletoe and disappointment, etc… And what tradition is more enduring than shameless horror movie knockoffs!? As long as they stay this level of just below mediocre, I might make it through this without the tequila. Looks like I’ll make it. It was moving images that danced across my eyes for 80 minutes. Follow-up is the perfect way to put it, as Unleashed has nothing to do with The Reckoning in any way. The slight little hints that Santa was behind it all as some kind of moral arbiter was cool, giving a different take on the Kris Kringle myth. _g1.setAttribute('srcset', _g1.getAttribute('data-srcset')); It’s a more competent movie than Krampus: The Reckoning, but it’s also entirely uninteresting. Quality of Film: This is the worst film I’ve ever watched. Soren Odom, I’m probably the only person in the universe that recognized this, but during the scene where the family is all seated around the TV to watch a Christmas special, they’re actually all watching the opening of Krampus: The Reckoning. Not in a, “Message all my friends and tell them they have to watch it,” way. He thrashes the chains for dramatic effect. 5/5, would shotgun Twelve Krampus movies again. They’re not actually there in Krampus, mind you, but you can certainly see the opportunity. Quality of Film: If I were the kind of guy that made traditions out of watching holiday movies, Rare Exports would easily make the cut. 2/5, Quality as a Krampus Film: Looking back, this might be the best of the knockoffs. Director: I’d like to thank Amazon Prime, Netflix, Redbox, Dread Central, and Sauza tequila for making this all possible. That forms the foundation for 70% of this movie. Erin Lilley, Zoe, a strange child, has a not so imaginary friend Krampus, who is the dark companion of St. Nicholas. What it isn’t, is a Krampus film. Although Krampus appears in many variations, most share some common physical characteristics. Once my eyes readjusted, I honestly forgot the budget in service of the characters and adorable banter. I honestly can’t say I recommend replicating my experiment. And there you have it. It proudly and prominently sits on my shelf, ready and willing for people to run out of ideas for typical Christmas movies and start reaching. Andrew Ferrick, As a result I ended up seeing some weird shit. 1/5, Quality as Krampus Film: There’s a certain amount of respect that I have to have for Krampus: The Christmas devil. If the movie weren’t eye-meltingly unwatchable, it might even be just okay. Instead of tossing together parts of a goat costume and maybe throwing on a Santa hat, why not just find the biggest dude you can, paint him blue, and throw on some horns. Dear God, what have I done to myself. 3/5, Quality of Krampus: Not a Krampus. A primitive podcast? Luckily, I had already seen A Christmas Horror Story before, so I didn’t have to pay too much attention. if ( localStorage.getItem(skinItemId ) ) { Cry Cute He has long claw-like hands with a couple of gold rings on each of them. Mercifully only 7 min long. Just because you own a camcorder does not mean you need to make a movie. So if I give something a 3/5, take it with a dump truck of salt. Movies and TV episodes that has a Wendigo, See all lists by blackjacknerd-739-553710. Stars: De Krampus is in de Alpenregio de metgezel van Sint-Nicolaas.Hij komt voor in onder andere Beieren, Oostenrijk, Hongarije, Slovenië, Kroatië, Italië … | Thomas Smith This will document how I got from point A to point Z. 99 min | The film stars Adam Scott, Toni Collette, David Koechner, Allison Tolman, Conchata Ferrell, Emjay Anthony, Stefania LaVie Owen, Lolo Owen, Queenie Samuel, Maverick Flack, Sage Hunefeld, and Krista Stadler. 0/5. KRAMPUS NIGHT! While Santa rewards the good children, Krampus punishes the naughty. Jumping ahead a bit, I don’t consider every movie on this list a knockoff, so don’t think I’m saying it was best of the night. | Krampus carries chains, thought to symbolize the binding of the Devil by the Christian Church. I have watched the Krampus films, and I have survived. I know they have always gone for the scattershot approach to filling their video libraries, but someone somewhere should have seen this and deleted it. There’s no doubt in my mind Michael Dougherty’s Krampus will not resemble Kevin Smith’s Anti-Klaus in the least, and as long as Dougherty is working on SOMETHING, I’m a happy horror fan. And yet somehow it’s better than some of the other Krampuses on this list. share. As much as I snidely furrow my brow and take a sip from my cup of holier-than-thou when I hear about another quirky pop-trend being turned into a film, I found the Krampus movie to be great. “Yes… yes… punish children… yesssss…” Unfortunately, I have to rate it lower, as Santa actually takes center stage and pushes Krampus to the sidelines. I personally learned of Krampus about a decade ago when I was going through a similar phase, but then again I also learned about that weird smiling poop log and they haven’t made a movie about that (yet). It shows Krampus and Santa working together, with Krampus not being his adversary but more of Santa’s legbreaker. .5/5, Quality of Krampus: He’s just the devil. Mood/Mental State: Delerium You know, I have no idea when the sun went down. Tell us what you think about this feature. No longer is it the property of Hot Topic teens who also ironically thank Satan before Thanksgiving dinner. Ernst Stankovski, I don’t think so. I had heard that this movie was pretty good, so I was saving it for a moment I needed a pick-me-up. Andrew Jay, I kinda want to drop everything and go watch The Night Shift. Krampus seduces her with some force lightning, and she does her best to look like she’s enjoying herself, but the only emotion she can conjure is the blatant discomfort of a booth babe being manhandled into a selfie by a dude dressed up as “fat Deadpool.” Two things I liked about this movie. A Brief History of Krampus. James Ray, Funny side note, I was actually drinking at the bar featured in the movie the night before. Under Christian hands, Krampus took on a number of devilish qualities, like the basket in which he carries wicked children to Hell. I liked the cop character despite him starting every sentence with a manly growl. Jason Hull, Director: There’s a giant disparity between the good and bad films on this list, and filling the trough between is a lot of grey area. Christmas miracles do happen! If you’re having a good movie marathon, it’ll be too bad to like. 4/5, Quality of Krampus: This is where the film’s budget hurts it the most. var _g1; Jason Hull It shifts tones pretty hard, but that’s fine given the space between the scenarios. So while the Krampus in Krampus: The Reckoning at least acted like a Krampus, the Krampus in Krampus Unleashed looked more like a Krampus but didn’t act like one. David Koechner, Quality as Krampus Film: This was honest to God not the most terrible thing I watched tonight. Like a pint of ice cream and bottle of wine after a breakup, you aren’t really tasting it. The krampus is just a goat dude, and they don’t even have the money to make its tracks look right. Everyone should find something they like in this overall solid flick. Hans Holt, Fantasy, Horror, Mystery. Falls short only to Krampus Prime. There was a decent bit at the start where it was basically cowboys vs Krampus (a movie I would have much rather watched), but overall it’s just too bland to be memorable. Still, I have to deduct points for the film not actually being scary. This thread is archived. Short, Horror. ?” Said no one, in the last five years. | It was delightfully bizarre, compelling, and completely out of place in the script. Everywhere I look there is an ad! _g1.classList.remove('lazyload'); It’s light on the scares, but there are some pretty shocking kills. But it wasn’t. So I sat down, fired up my coffee maker, cracked open the tequila, and did my job. 62,107 But it’s also the season for miracles. | Director: It’s unfortunate, because that would have been a really cool Krampus. I just did the math, and if my numbers aren’t wrong, I’ve now watched Krampus for 27 straight hours. Directors: And boy did it ever do so. After all the booze, partying, late nights, and hangovers? Characters started talking about interdimensional rifts, and I had to pause. This isn’t a movie I’d ever consider showing to friends, unless the friend specifically asked me, “Hey Ted, which Krampus knockoff doesn’t make you want to remove the memories with a shotgun lobotomy?” Unfortunately, when taken in context of the other films that weren’t knockoffs, it doesn’t raise past just watchable. Particularly memorable is the slug-clown, and the believable take on classic fairy tale lore. Mood/Mental State: Disgusted/Confused Wow, so this is how my night is going to go, huh? Get the latest horror news straight into your inbox! This is why I’m alone. WTF The first of the many, many cash grabs I watched tonight, Krampus: The Reckoning is kind of notorious for its terrible CGI monster. As far as holiday traditions go, it’s pretty par for the course. This is pretty much the definition of a movie that was better than expected, but not great. If only they could have made it not crap…, Quality of Film: If this weren’t Krampus night, I wouldn’t have ever given any thought to watching Krampus Unleashed. Announced, Not Rated | Through the openings in his mask, we can see he has yellow eyes and a mouth full of sharp, jagged teeth. Krampus wears a screaming Santa-like mask with long gray hair and a long gray beard. With the release of Krampus on December 4th, here are 12 horror films to enjoy this Christmas - from Silent Night, Deadly Night to Jack Frost. I really want to see The Night Shift now. Mood/Mental State: Why am I not drinking faster? So please, if you’re thinking about heading out into the woods with your buddies and cranking out a straight to DVD/VOD horror knockoff this weekend, please listen. Children on my television actually see Krampus ’ s got some good stuff... Magic mushrooms, Arctic Shamans, and I ’ m glad this movie some other time back what Santa to. 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